Whos got the conch and the tire irons ..................

Sam , seconds before the pack turned on him and guzzled the rest of his beer

Big Mark from the legendary Wallopers crew ............ This photo is specially for Tattie !!

Shuggie and the most patient filmer on earth ~ Kash ................

They turned up with Hooch in my honor..... When i was 17 i helped design this label. Then the govt banned the part of the illustraion i did . Made the Wall street journal all before i was 18 ........... Not bad going for a wee lad from Tynecastle !! Anyways i cant believe these cats were drinking this stuff !!!!

This couple had hitchhiked from Paris France all around the West Highland Way and somehow ended up in a tent in the bushes next to Mad Max's kids mini ramp. They were real cool and didnt mind the pack of 12 year old light blue colored velociraptors running about in tracksuits drawing dicks on everything ...........

Rennie from Quadrophenia

Huge congrats to Shu and Rennie ..... Since this photo was taken they now have a beautiful little baby girl .............!!

Plastic Beach is the best getaway if you cant afford Ibiza or Bosnia ...............