We found some crafty bastardos were making a new home above my apartment the other day. Not exactly sure how many were up there but we had been given clearence from Leppy Hq to send them packing.

The Racoons did not want to leave quietly

They looked so awsome but the porch was getting destroyed by their antics

It was utter carnage up on the deck trying to get these wee gypsys to leave..... Armed with powerhoses and brooms we tried to wrangle these buggers off the balcony. Shite was flying everywhere... full on anarchy as our new tennants got blasted by the water jets

" Bandits at 2 o clock ...."

As the anti riot hoses cleared the decks ....racoons were diving all over the place....... mad scrambles to dryer grounds

This guy was tough as nails. I watched him take gallons of rushing water straight to the face as he held on for dear life......

This racoon definatley wears the leather jacket in his gang.......

If this guy had rabies he definately wouldve won , but he didnt so we power washed his arse into the next yard

While the rest of the gang used the catwalk and dashed for the safety of the trees

But we got ropes , ladders and all kinds of secret gadgets in our trees so within seconds we had the crew surrounded........

Racoons rule !! Just not living in your futons .......

No amimals were harmed in the making of this post (some wee punks probably still have water in their eyeballs though )

Never a dull momento over at Africa

Tom Conners aced the National Geographic photos while me and Jesse jousted the coons......