Last weeks junkyard mission was to the great automotive swap meet at Greatwoods...........Imagine if the movies Mad Max , Apocalypse Now , Time Bandits and Escape from LA all had a yard sale......Multiply that by a 1000 and you got the Greatwoods swap meet. It was overwhelming. Acres of car parts , bicycles, choppers , hot rods , rusted crap. You literally needed a bike to cruise around the show...I never saw so many old geezers riding bmx's in my life........The cast of characters out of control.....Bikers , gypos , junkyard owners , total pikeys , hot rod legends and women with skin like wooden walnuts...mega weathered old tarts .....It was fantastic....I walked around in a daze for hours....not even heavy rains could kill my moral.....the whole day was a number one........

Oliver Twists dad tried to sell me some antique mierda

Hot Rod projects everywhere

Euro 3 speeders galore.....zillions of em

Best sign ever......sickest blue biker veins ............

Russell Daly from the 97's car club is a major pro at these gigs..........

Leathur Johnson was there peddling Motor Oil.........

Im not sure whats worse...going to this with a whole grip of dosh ...or going completely broke ..........so much champion stuff everywhere

Fousty moose skulls..........

I wanted this but my road crew didnt want it anywhere near our car............... It smelt absolutely minging...!!!!