6am in Africa.......I woke up , looked out my window and this lanky fellow was milling around my elephant shower ......

I managed to snapper this photo before he took off.............then i panicked and rushed to my front .......I half expected a basket on my porch with a wee baby in it........thanks christ the only thing out there was my pirate chest.......

Whew !! Stork gadgie mustive had the wrong house.........

While out destroying peoples lawns and shrubs i found this vintage workout bike. This thing is so minto. My bloss rolled his eyes when he saw me loading this gem into the work truck........

Later out at the farm i found a National Geographic from 1976.......Its weird how paper can smell like a dead body after 30 odd years. I got to the contents page and gave up.....

Heaps of mega weird trinkets all over the barn

Outback was the hugest meadow of 7minute-itch..........This shitey wee plant will fuck you up for way longer than 7 bloody minutes.......

Not Scotland..........

Somewhere up above its summer..........

I saw blue sky about 20 minutes before the sun went down ........

Watch out for the stork..hes coming for you!!!!!!!!!