Welcome back to Freddy Krugers barber shop .......... whos next ?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no eye-Deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no eye-deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?

Still no fucking eye-deer.

At any minute i expected Rob Zombie to walk in and yell "Cut" .

This was an interesting part of the evening. The removing of the head was gnarly. Thank christ these photos dont come with sound. This would have been a loud photograph !!

I honestly dont have a comment for this pic ...........

Hi my name is John Deere

This is about the time in the night when all the animal rights activists started lobbying outside the barn. I cant remember what was playing on the radio at this exact moment i think it was Welcome to the Jungle. Perhaps.

As Chief "Dances with Sawzalls" fires up the blades his young apprentice from the Jamestown Tribe holds the beast steady.

Its a well known fact deers love bud lite.

I'd like to point out that only one deer was harmed in the making of this post. He was shot through the chest with a bow and arrow. He didnt suffer and his entire body was used for food. His skull will have a prime spot in Sarges house of horrors next to the machete collection. And if you work for PETA dont email me i only accept smoke signals now.