In the land of two wheeled organsied chaos .................

.......... I managed to find the only chicks on Bali that arnt into yoga or Brazilian pro surfers ...........

Then i found the last true king of Indonesia outside a snack store eatin heavy metal ice creams

Over at the Hanoi Hilton ............... Rylee and Rubben

Flying down the highway i saw the garbage man doing a full teen wolf at 60 mph in dense traffic ............... He was piled way up on a mountain of swaying trash surfing a long Malibu wave while listening to the Beach Boys at full volumes ........... This beach break stunk man !!

Mopeds and scooters out here are like a combination of a camel , a work truck , an SUV , a donkey , a ferrari , a bus , a day care. Its mindblowing what gets carried on two wheels here......

I think the term "blind corner" originated from Indonesia. The burning trash creates the most epic smoke screens for flying through............ After screaming through the first one like a Scottish Ray Charles flying a boeing 747 the excitement wore off ..............

A van load of thirteen year olds driven by a nine year old ......... He did pretty good on the corners but for some reason the straightaways had him all jammed up....... I think the wooden blocks tied to his flip flops were coming loose !!!

Temple of the DickBat ............... This bat had a human finger for a dick............. Bali rules !!!!

A rare tranquil moment .......... Any second a hidden section of the field will pop open and someone will try to sell me a sarong or a freindship bracelet ...........

This place was filled with booby traps ............... and corn !!