A few weeks ago Rocket the half blind nazi teen got contact lenses for the first time.......

Live via satallite we watched the poor laddie struggling with his new eyeballs

I woke up Osama Bin Laterd from his cave dwelling and made him watch too as Rocket floundered around with the potions and lotions

We watched this kid for ages trying to mangle these tiny discs into his eye sockets.

Rockets giant sausage fingers kept getting in the way. It was hilarious.

He slid his contacts across his eyes forever using his gasoline covered kielbasa fingers

I developed an anxiety disorder just watching him

Homie was having a full breakdown while the crowds cheered him on...........

Eeventually he nailed the audish and we went back to hanging out online .....its way better than the real thing !!