Central Londons

Saw Ol Snackie Chan headed to Chinatown with her bag of fish eyeballs

Rory and Sam are Spy vs Spy

Later on that night got the treat of the year ........... Our Good friend Matt Sweeney from NYC is performing tonight with Iggy Pop at the legendary venue The Royal albert Hall.........this place is absolutely jaw dropping ........... its like something out of a gladiator movie mixed with the opera ......... place is so incredible i'd even go see a band i hated play here....... except Dave Mathews...... hes the bloody worst !!!

When Iggy and the band took the stage every women in her 40s turned into a frenzied sex crazed zombie ........ Here we can see a perfect example of the transformation taking place ...........Also in this diagram we can see noted husband watching his lady whos peobably a kindergarten teacher turn into an absolute rabid banshee ..............

Iggy is 69 years old and is one of the most incredible frontmen still doing it ............... When the stage lit up and the band came out in red velvet dinner jackets and "lust for life" thundered throughout the ancient arena i teared up ......... it was beyond epic seeing our freind Matt on stage shredding !!!!!

Here another wife turned full sex zombie as she tries to claw her way over the crowd of confused husbands towards Iggy to tear his trousers off ..........

Iggy is like - if Elvis and Geronimo had a kid ................ Sorry this photo is out of focus .... I was being mauled by zombie middle ages teachers and mums ........ tearing up my leathers as i was getting a high five and a photo of Mr Pop...........

The next day ------ Iggy Poop after his bucket of KFC wings and thighs