Big Trouble in little China

Jack Burton - Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

Wang Chi - That's why the bottle didn't slice. My mind and my spirit are goin' north and south.

Jack Burton - All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with light coming out of his mouth!

Jack Burton - This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.

Jack Burton - Which Lo Pan? Little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?

Lo Pan - They have returned. And this time they are not alone. Egg Shen is with them. Little bastard sorcerer has brought them through the Bog of the Dead Trees.

Jack Burton - "Jack" what? I'm supposed to buy this shit? 2000 years, he can't find one broad to fit the bill? Come on, Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong!

Jack Burton - Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.

Jack Burton - What does that mean? Huh? "China is here." I don't even know what the hell that means.

Jack Burton - Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?

Epic antics in Mental Oriental...........